Survey

OK, Summer wants to hear about ME on this journal, so here's a stupid survey.


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Long Survey About Yourself
What time are you starting this?: 4:17 p.m.
Name?: Chuck
Nicknames?: Lots of folks call me Chuckles, which I've never been able to figure out because I don't think I'm particularly jolly. Other names: shonta, shonta-man, belba, you bitch
Date of birth?: 6/18/57
Sex?: M
Height?: 5' 10.5"
Eye color?: Hazel
Where were you born?: In a hospital
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 48
Pets?: Butch the Bitch, cat from hell
Hair color?: Brown, what's left
Piercings?: None
Town you live in?: Hammond
Favorite foods?: carbs
Ever been to Africa?: No
Been toilet papering?: No
Love someone so much it made you cry?: oh yes
Been in a car accident?: minor ones
Croutons or bacon bits?: both
Favorite day of the week?: any day I'm not in rehearsal with Larry Gray
Favorite resturant?: Miracle Grill, NYC
Favorite flower?:birds of paradise....completely 80s, but there you are
Favorite sport to watch?: don't indulge
Favorite drink?: vodka
Favorite ice cream flavor?: Ben & Jerry's New York City Super Fudge Crunch
Warner Bros. or Disney?: Warner
Favorite fast food restuarant?: Try not to indulge
Carpet color in your bedroom?: wood floors
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: 0
Whom did you get your last email from?: Scharmal
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: not really a big shopper
What do you do most often when you are bored?: watch a DVD or play backgammon on my PC
Most annoying thing to say to me?: I can't come to rehearsal because.....
Bedtime?: around midnght
Favorite TV show?: n/a
Last person you went out to dinner with?: Scharmal, Roger, Alissa & her hubby & two friends of theirs
Been out of country?: yes
Believe in magick?: what?
Ford or Chevy?: Ford
What are you listening to right now?: Joshua Bell violin CD
Have you ever failed a grade?: no
If you have, what grade did you fail?: n/a
Do you have a crush on someone?: yes
Do you have a bf/gf?: no, unfortunately
If so, what is their name?: n/a
How long have you been together?: n/a
What are you wearing right now?: boxers/t-shirt
Would you have sex before marriage?: Please.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: HS gym teacher, what a hot hunk he was, and college gym teacher, ditto
Are you a virgin?: Please
Do you smoke?: Qui
Do you drink?: Please
Are you ghetto?: What?
Are you a player?. What?
What are your favorite colors?: Green
What is your favorite animal?: kitty, but not my current one
Do you have any birthmarks?: no
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: yes, in junior high
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: mostly emails these days
Have you ever been slapped?: yes, my father slapped me when he was "teaching" me to drive and another time when he heard that I got my ass beat in junior high and didn't fight back
Do you get online a lot?: too much, but surfing, no IM or chat rooms
Are you shy or outgoing?: both
Do you shower?: What?
Do you hate school?: I take the fifth
Do you have a social life?: if you call rehearsing 4 hours a night social
How easily do you trust people?: not very
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: Of course
Would you ever sky dive?: Has always been my dream
Do you like to dance?: sometimes, but I'm really bad so I have to be really drunk or high
Have you ever been out of state?: yes
Do you like to travel?: yes
Have you ever been expelled from school?: no
Have you ever been suspended from school?: no, my father would have beat the shit out of me
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: already have, I'm back
Are you spoiled?: My mother spoiled me because I was the baby and the only boy, but I grew out of that shit years ago
Are you a brat?: No
Have you ever been dumped?: Oh yes
Have you ever gotten high?: Please
Do you like snapple?: What?
Do you drink a lot of water?: who wrote this fucking survey
What toothpaste do you use?: can't remember
Do you have a cell phone?: NO!!!!!
Do you have a curfew?: Please
Who do you look up to?: My mom, Scharmal, Brad Barrios, a few others
Are you a role model?: Well, that question is on the SOT forms my students complete every semester; some say yes, others say no
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: Houston 6 Flags
What name brand do you wear the most?: brand? name?
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: None, unless you call a Timex watch jewelry, although in the past I sported some silver I got in Asia
What do you want pierced?: Nada
Do you like takin pictures?: Yes
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: Not usually
Do you have a tan?: Yes, on my bald head, face and neck
Do you get annoyed easily?: Ha!
Have you ever started a rumor?: I'm sure
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: Yes
Do you have your own pool?: Apartment life
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: Boxers
Do you have any siblings?: 2 older sisters
Have you ever been played?: Don't know what this means
Have you ever played anyone?: see above
Do you get along with your parents?: Mother, yes; Father, never have
How do you vent your anger?: Sometimes I yell; other times I quietly boil
Have you ever run away?: My father would have beat the shit out of me, but I constantly wanted to when I was a kid
Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
Do you even have a job?: Of course, I gotta pay the rent
Do you daydream a lot?: Constantly
Do you have a lot of ex's?: only a few
Do you run your mouth?: too much
What do you want a tattoo of?: n/a
What do you have a tattoo of?: n/a
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: the last is a few years older than me but still good looking. The FIRST, well, he was about as hot as they come, I still remember what every inch of his body looked like
What does your most recent crush look like?: no, no, no
Whats her/his name?: as if
Have you ever been bitched out?: many times
Are you rude?: unfortunately, yes
What was the last compliment you recieved?: something from Marshall Dean about the Picnic 'n Pops performance I played with him
Do you like getting dirty?: no
Are you flexiable?: Have to be, I'm a producer
What is your heritage?: German
What is your lucky number?: no such thing
What does your hair look like right now?: gone
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: can't live without cheese, does that count?
Describe your looks?: Have always looked younger than my age, but have been getting less and less mileage out of that shit in recent years. Shit.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: n/a, see above
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: Uh, hello?
Would you ever date someone older than you?: Just did, see above
When was the last time you were drunk?: last night, blind drunk
How many rings until you answer the phone?: as fast as I can unless I'm screening (don't have caller ID)
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: yes
If yes, when was the last time?: in Maine, can't remember the year, long time ago on Bar Harbour Island
When was the last time you went on a date?: Too long ago
Do you look more like your mother or father?: Mom
Do you cry a lot?: No
Do you ever cry to get your way?: Never
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: n/a, see above, but if pressed I'd say "puh!"
Are you the romantic type?: yes, but most people would never know it
Have you ever been chased by cops?: only to be given a speeding ticket
What do you like most about your body?: Have never liked my body
What do you like least about your body?: see above
When did you have your first crush?: junior high, hot football jock AND junior high, hot basketball jock, can't remember which came first
When was the last time you threw up?: Last time I ate LA oysters, 10 years or so
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: doesn't matter
Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: Please
What about cleavage?: Love tits, actually
Is your best friend a virgin?: Please
Have you ever fucked someone up?: Well, when I was a pothead this meant getting them high, so, yes, countless times
Have you ever been fucked up?: Countless times, I was a big ol' pothead for about 4 years
What theme does your room have?: theme? who lives like this?
What size shoe do you wear?: 8.5
What is your screen name on AIM?: chinatownlabor
How are you feeling right now?: hungover, tired, aimless
When was the last time you were at a party?: last night
Have you ever given a lapdance?: no
Have you ever recieved one?: no
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: Please, the music school is to gossip like stagnant swamp water is to mosquitoes, and I know from when I was an undergrad that faculty members are a favorite subject. Students probably gossip about me just for walking to the water fountain.
What is one of your bad qualilties?: Cuss like a sailor
What is one of your good qualilties?: Genuinely caring about students
Would you marry for money?: Absolutely not
What do you drive?: Sissy Sable
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: Mom
So?: It's not what you think
Well?: Never mind
When was the last time you cried in school?: First grade. Unlike normal people who cry for Mommy the first few weeks of school, I waited until mid-year
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: Who, me?
What kind of music do you like?: Stop it
Would you ever bungee jump?: and rip my arms out of their sockets?
What is your worst fear?: Being found out
Would you ever join the army?: hell no
Do you like cows?: Puh
If you were to die today, what would you do?: my soul would go back to wherever the hell it came from and contemplate what it learned and didn't learn in this lifetime, then start over
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: don't worry, we're all connected
Do you like to party?: sometimes
Hearts or broken hearts?: what?
Moons or stars?:both
Coke or pepsi?: pepsi, I'm a radical
Favorite scent?: sandalwood
Favorite band?: I said stop it!
Would you ever dye your hair red?: no, see above
How many languages can you speak?: one; a bit of French but not so's you'd notice
What time are you finishing this?: 4:46 p.m.